Deconsecrated Bible (mobile)
You know whenever I touch something sacred it becomes filthy. Like this bible. The moment I'll touch this holy book, it'll become desecrated and wicked. The moment I'll pronounce your god's name in vain, I'll offend him and sully him with my words and my blasphemy. All I want to do is to taint him with my sins. All I want to do is for you to sully him with your sins. This is why you'll have to jerk off and curse his name, while I'm touching it with different parts of my seductive body. This book must become filthy, and it will. Your fucking god is impotent in front of this. Fuck his stupid bible.