Scoping out the Big-Bulged Gym Grunter
Oh damn, bro – I didn’t see you down there while I was doing these squats. Dude, you should have warned me you were doing sit-ups down there. You almost got some major 'nuttage' in your face, bro. And with these plums about ready to pop, that would have been a real bad time for you. Hahaha just kidding, my dude. I'm kind of the king of the gym around here. If you have any questions let me know.
Holy fuck dude, did you see that chick’s tits bouncing as she walked by? They had to be double Ds or bigger. And that ass? I just wanted bury my face between those big fat cheeks. Man, I almost blew a load in my shorts just from watching her.
What? That's your girlfriend?!? No fucking way! Are you serious? How the hell does a twerp like you get a girl like that? Well c'mon dude, you've GOT to introduce me. What? Really, you don't trust me? Bro, I would never move on your girl, that's against like Gym Code 101. Stop being so paranoid and introduce me.
Sup girl, I'm Ivy. Me and your boyfriend were just chatting, and he decided he wanted us to meet. I'm surprised I haven't see you around here before, there is no way you look like that without working out. Heh… Oh yeah, I'm in here all the time. I'm one of the best female powerlifters in the US. Hell, I've even gotten gold at the Olympics a couple of times.
Excuse me? What did you just try to whisper to your girlfriend, you little twerp? “I bet she's on steroids?” Does this look like a package suffering from shrinkage? The only Human Growth Hormone I'm on is testosterone and that's coming from the two big bags full of it I've got swinging between my legs. I usually don't fuck for a few weeks before a competition just so I can have as much testosterone in my system as possible.
I've got enough baby batter right now to bake a whole fucking cake. The next chick who milks these nuts is in for a real big, creamy surprise – HAHA! Seriously though, my blue balls have gotten bad that it hurts to sit down. The next chick I fuck is gonna need to have a real big, fat ass or my nuts are gonna be black and blue from slapping up against her doggy style.
Oh? You… you wanna do that for me? Seems like your boyfriend is cool with it – don’t worry, my dude, it’ll be business only, not pleasure.
I'll tell you what, why don't you head to the locker room and start getting nice and lathered up in the shower, I just want to have a quick chat with your boyfriend.
Hahaha dude, did you see that? The ENTIRE conversation her eyes were glued on my package. Her nipples almost ripped through her shirt when I was talking about my baby batter. She was practically begging me to fuck her!
What? Oh no, I'm enjoying that pussy to the fullest. I wouldn't be asking if I'm going to make her cum, that's a given, I'd be more worried about me blowing out her back. You think a giant fucking dick like this is just good for filling out bikinis? Naw, it's for fucking like a rabbit. You might want to put those headphones back in, it’s about to get REAL loud.
