The Ballsy RecruitYou've been a cocky recruit in my unit. You walked in with big balls, thinking you were hot stuff, and I could smell the weakness on you already. As your drill instructor, it is my responsibility to break you in whatever way necessary.Don't worry – I'll put you through your paces. I can see the fear in your face when I get this close to you and demean you in every way possible. You're going to take my punches, my bitchslaps, my spit, and my hand around your weak male scum balls. Men are always so weak because of their low hanging fruit. Pathetic...