Motorway bridge peeing
I’m out walking, and am about to cross a bridge that spans the busy M1 motorway! I’m wearing a pink jumper, a shirt over the top which is tied in a knot at the bottom, a tight pair of dark blue leggings, and on my cute little feet I have on my comfortable grey pumps. The bridge I’m crossing has a pavement for pedestrians like me, but it’s also for vehicles, and as I make my way across, the traffic is passing right by. There is also traffic zooming along the motorway beneath me, so you could say that I’m surrounded by motorists, and definitely on show…which is interesting, considering my bladder feels like it’s about to burst
I’m not sure if I will be able to make it all the way across the bridge in time, let alone reach a bathroom! I just about get to the other side, and with the coast momentarily clear, I place the camera on the floor, stand with my legs shoulder width apart, and let it go. A powerful squirt immediately bursts out through the material of my leggings, soaking the crotch and the insides of my legs in a matter of seconds. Whilst my liquid is flowing, I get down onto my haunches, and this causes droplets of moisture to hit the screen of the camera, which I then wipe with the sleeve of my jumper! The drivers travelling along the motorway below might be wondering why my head has suddenly ducked down below the side of the bridge
If only they knew what I was doing whilst squatting here
When I’m finally finished, I stand up and make my back over the bridge, savouring the squelching sensation coming from my soggy pumps. The wet stains on my leggings are really visible, and I just know that the passing motorists will be able to see them easily. But that doesn’t mean I’m going to stop